whaddup, my name is Blenderdick Custardbath
I’m Benedict Slumberbelch, and a good friend of mine is Bendylick Flubbercrack.
And here’s the MtF version, finally. Sorry if it’s a little bit too caricatural /: (Well, in some ways it has to be, for the clarity of the message) I hope it represents fairly well how you girls feel (:
Once again, it’s royalties-free and you can use it in any way you want !
By the way, for the first time I took a look at the mtf tag, and I was amazed at how pretty all of you look (: And also, here’s my best luck to every trans girl and woman out there !
This is awesome!
God I want a skirt or dress so bad, but my mom won’t let me get one. Maybe I’ll sneak out and get one in secret.
Do it! The first dress I bought was in a thrift store in a city an hour away, and I successfully hid it from my dad for almost a year.
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
imagine if your dad sent all of your anons
Thanks dad you’re the best
>:c
today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information
Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice?Well thats what girls do
I can confirm that we also talked about woodland animals and planning great heists and pranks, but I think that’s kind of a unisex thing.
WATCHING PEOPLE ON 4CHAN DISCUSS SEXUALITY IS STILL THE FUNNIEST THING
Oh yes.
“Hey legbutts, I don’t think I’m trans but I kind of like watching RuPaul’s Drag Race. What does that mean?”
“hon you need to start hormones ASAP so you can have breasticles and decide if that’s what you want in life after you have them.”
Every time I post on Tumblr I worry that this is what people hear.
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